A little Shopkeep Geoff waiting for his next lucky customer and/or catburgler.
jack preps for the fake AH crew vs. LSPD war B^) i wonder who will win…
- Abraham Lincoln never fought vampires or zombies
- Adolph Hitler was not machine gunned to death in a movie theater in Paris
- Marty McFly did not invent Rock and Roll
- Richard Nixon never dispatched Dr. Manhattan to end the Vietnam War
You never complained about these changes to history, so shut the fuck up about a black man playing a fictional spy, you idiotic, racist pricks.
I’m the strongest dragon that you’ve ever seen
You’re gonna die, motherfucker,
I take up five screens
This is funnier than it should be.
I try not to reblog so much silly, but there is silly and then there is THIS
A lot of people think being a Red vs Blue fan means “picking” a team. Well let me tell you that it is not that easy. It will never be that easy.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.